Bro life diary #1 4/28/08

the first stop was my friend Sophie's new house where i was quickly introduced to three dudes. they all worked, one even owned his own restaurant. these dudes all had a pretty sweet routine going on. mainly it included: wake up, probably smoke weed, go to work, come home, smoke weed, make dinner, smoke weed mixed in with a combination of TV, Video Games, and movies and then go to sleep. their movie collection had some jams(Double Dragon) and some duds (Gigli and two copies of Donnie Darko(?)) though there were alot of tapes with no VCR in sight. among the hits were killer films from the Patrick Swayze dynasty including:


STEEL DAWN

POINT BREAK

RED DAWN

ROAD HOUSE

my main interest of this household of bro action was Ray. Dude had a killer wardrobe going on including numerous blazers not meant to be worn with button up shirts and a hat that made him look like Petter Sellers.


Ray got really upset about alot of shit. one time it started snowing on a friday night and he went outside all dolled up and then was furious that it was snowing and he had to change his shoes. another time he bought what he thought was nice cologne and he opened the box only to discover it was after shave. he once told another of the roommates (one he had just defeated at a game of virtual golf on Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006 for the Playstation 2) "How does it feel to have gotten your ass kicked by a guy who loves cock?" Ray, i wish you nothing but the best. i believe he is going to Europe after selling his restaurant. classic.