Recommendations #75

Top 10 albums for a slow death:
1.The Dead C-Harsh 70s Reality
2.Royal Trux-Twin Infinnitives
3.Wu-Tang Clan-Enter the Wu-Tang (36th Chambers)
4.U.S. Maple-Talker
5.Krazy Red Alien Band-Totally Space Fucked
6.Skullflower-IIIrd Gatekeeper
7.Skaters-Mountain of Signs
8.Hototogisu and Prurient-Snail on a Razor
9.Wolf Eyes and Double Leopards tape on Heavy Tapes
10.Slut Bitch-Get Fucked

Top 10 friends you want:
1.good ones
2.ones who will give you shit
3.hot ones
4.ones with PROBLEMS
5.generous ones
6.ones in bands
7.cool ones
8.ones with good taste in music
9.ones with good taste
10.ones who buy alot of food

Top 10 things you don't ever want to do:
1.go to church
2.cocaine
3.watch the movie Juno
4.heroin
5.TV
6.make noise music
7.vote
8.cause more family feuds than Richard Dawson
9.try to be an artist
10.fall in love

Top thing you want to do:
Smoke cigarettes

10 movies that will change your life:
1.Videodrome
2.Total Recall
3.Alien
4.The Thing (John Carpenter)
5.Ghostbusters
6.Thunder in Paradise
7.the original Dawn of the Dead
8.Escape from New York
9.Star Trek II: Wrath of Kahn
10.The Mighty Ducks

10 names I would like to have and you should too:
1.Krotor
2.Snake
3.Bru
4.Crog-Nageroth
5.Chthozor
6.Lesbian
7.Nature Face
8.Captain Gripperz
9.Ultra Dick
10.THE CHRONIC

10 things you and everybody would do well to remember:
1.no matter what you are better looking like and being yourself
2.turn the stove/oven off when you're done
3.nobody likes hippies, even hippies
4.records are not a fashion statement. they need to be taken care of
5.you can't steal music, you can only rip it off
6.electric guitars are way better than acoustic guitars and always have been
7.the right people will give a shit as long as you are not a dick
8.bros run the world
9.indie is not nor has it ever been a genre of music. most of the time it can be translated to bad unless it's describing a record label.
10.you can't bitch about being held down when it's your hands doing the holding