these are some tricks (mind games if you will) i have been utilizing to completely rule with an iron fist my Program (Performance Works: Telling Stories) at the Evergreen State college. maybe you fellow students just might learn something here.
1.Come into class haggard and disgruntled
The visage of the modern, early 20s scumbag is not something many college students and professors can stomach without some kind of indigestion
2.Constantly wear the same clothes to class
see above. also, if i haven't been washing my clothes/changing them, what was i doing instead????????????
3.Mutter incoherent swears under your breath
see above. people won't talk to you if it sounds like you're saying "I hate all of you."/"I hate my life."/"Shut the fuck up." while barely moving your lips
4.Clear throat loudly during discussions
oh, i'm here alright. and i am very interested in every thing you are saying about your spirit/energy/political ideology.
5.At any applicable time pointing out obscure flaws in EVERYTHING
obvious flaws don't do the trick, find the really weird ones.
6.Stare angrily with mouth slightly open at nothing
it will almost seem like you're not paying attention even though you're paying attention to everything
7.Turn all essays in on green paper
trust me, it works.
8.Turn all essays/assignments in incredibly late
trust me, it works.
9.Scoff
i cannot stress this enough.
10.Laugh louder than anyone at the worst jokes
this is pretty important. let them know NOTHING slips past you.
with any luck you'll be the next creepy assholes in your class within a week or two.
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