Tomato Hat

I recently had the immense dis pleasure of sampling a Tony's frozen pizza a week back. let me tell you, SHIT SUCKED. i thought i could withstand anything the world of shitty food could throw my way but this piece of rotten fake cheese covered cardboard this tomato hat motherfucker () served up is an exception.

this bitch wasn't even close to tasting like pizza. it wasn't even close to tasting like pizza they served in elementary school. i'm not even going to mention it as a positive that it was 2 for $6 because shit made me puke. give me a fucking break, the whole point of frozen food is that you're not buying the exspensive delivery varient so you're already saving money. wake up, bros. it's 2012 -translation- DIGIORNO